"Coffee First. Bullshit Later." Sarcastic Coffee Mug Sarcasm served hot. This sleek black ceramic mug doesn't mince words – it's your bold reminder of morning priorities. Before the day's drama, it's coffee first. Perfect for those who like their brew with a side of unapologetic wit. • Ceramic • 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm) • 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm) • Glossy finish • NOT dishwasher or microwave safe • Hand-wash only This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
