"Keep it Short." Sarcastic Coffee Mug Morning chat? Keep it short. This sleek black ceramic sarcastic coffee mug is not only your trusty companion for that vital morning coffee or afternoon tea—it's also your snarky shield against unwanted early chit-chat. Perfect for those who believe talk is cheap, especially pre-coffee. • Ceramic • 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm) • 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm) • Glossy finish • NOT dishwasher or microwave safe • Hand-wash only This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
